October 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
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May 2011
1 post
April 2011
6 posts
That magical moment when all the love songs on the radio stop being sappy and...
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Cheat Day.
Over the holiday season I bought The 4-Hour Body (as a gift for my brother, but it was so good, I kept it for myself). Since then I’ve been on the Slow-Carb Diet. Lost almost 15-pounds, a bunch of inches, yadda yadda yadda, go me.
The best part about this “diet” is every Saturday, I have myself a cheat day. I eat whatever the hell I want, and force myself to eat as much as...
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March 2011
8 posts
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Bacon
First is was bacon vodka.
Then I fell in love with the Baconator
And this weekend I plan on taking this bad boy for a spin.
Maple Bacon Sundae at Denny’s. How could it NOT be the most delicious thing ever created?
Jill Barber - Took Me By Surprise
Took Me By Surprise by Outside-Music
If you haven’t heard of her yet, get as much Jill Barber in your life as you can. Warning, it will probably make you fall in love with someone.
February 2011
5 posts
Nap Panic.
I’m not a seasoned napper. This is whole sleeping in the middle of the day is a new world to me. and I don’t know about you, but whenever I wake up from a nap it’s in a panic. I have no idea what day it is, if I slept in for something, or where I am. And I’m usually hungry…
It’s the nap panic. And I’m slowly fading out of one right now. Could use...
January 2011
5 posts
Please Bring Spring!
Usually, I dread when Winter turns into Spring. It’s my least favourite of all the seasons. (Still in the top 5 though!) Spring usually means melting snow, slightly warmer, but not super warm temperatures, and poo everywhere. Spring is just the thawing of 3 months of winter garbage not good. Spring-time allergies might make me a little biased too…
But this year, I can’t...
Happy New Year!
I’ve never really been a huge New Years Resolution kind of guy. Last year I resolved to nap more… mostly because I knew I would be able to pull that one off.
But the last few years I’ve set a motto for the upcoming year.
2008 - The Year to Get in Gear. (Finally went to Europe, and back to school) 2009 - Feeling Fine in 2009. (Might have ripped this one off from NAIT, but thanks...
December 2010
3 posts
Reblog if you're from Edmonton
doug:
pegghetti:
not-sleepy-yet:
I know you’re out there *gives knowing looks*
OH HEY
Getting in on this before it turns ridiculous. Sorry sense of self-respect, see you in 2011.
Howdy Doody!
November 2010
7 posts
Family Feud
Steve Harvey just asked the Cycyota family “If men marked their territory like dogs, what would they put their scent on?”
Number one answer was “their wife”
Men just want to go home and pee on their wife.
Motherly Love
Me: Do you think if I smoke enough cigars and drink enough Scotch I can sound like Alec Baldwin one day?
Mom: No!
Me: I'll share the Scotch...
Mom: Well... yeah, maybe.
Dear Loud Cell Phone Guy,
The whole point of owning a cell phone, or any other phone for that matter, is so you DON’T have to yell when you talk to people who are far away.
Yours Truly,
Taylor
October 2010
4 posts
Underground Hotties #4
You’ll probably recognize her as Megan from this season of Mad Men, but if you’re like me on a Saturday morning (afternoon) she’ll be familiar from a so-bad-it’s-almost-kind-of-sorta-good movie called Suck. She’s kind of like a cross between Liv Tyler and Anne Hathaway, plus she’s Canadian! Yay!
JESSICA PARE
Halloween Ideas.
Marty McFly
Orange vest, Denim jacket, white plaid shirt, suspenders, red t-shirt, levi’s, white Nike’s and Calvin Klein underwear.
Cameron Frye
Detroit Red Wings jersey, suspenders, khakis, black shoes, that t-shirt and a Ferrari
Geoff Peterson
A Blazer, lots of beads/necklaces, snake mug, glowing eyes, Price is Right nametag, skeleton unitard, mohawk, a Craig Ferguson? and...
Things I Will Never Do (On The Internet)
I, Taylor Miles Smith, promise that I will never:
Open a Twitter account pretending to be a famous person
Show my unmentionables on chat roulette
tweet about my breakfast
Make a Facebook account for my dog/child
Fill out internet quizes and post them for everyone to see
Invite you to play a game on Facebook
Take a photo of myself in a bathroom mirror
September 2010
2 posts
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August 2010
12 posts
Life’s too short for cheap toilet paper.
Holy Poop, Good!
If the switch from 8-bit to 16-bit was a big deal for you… you’re going to love Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. (Don’t even get me started on the 32/64 generation)
Slap a smile on my face and tickle me silly, I loved this movie. From the opening credits (there’s a very special theme for the Universal opening sequence) to the very end I was having a good time.
Part of me...
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Underground Hotties #3
She might not be so underground anymore… but when I though of this list LAST year she wasn’t “that chick from Zombieland” she was just “that chick from Superbad”. That, and she’s too pretty to leave off the list.
EMMA STONE
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Folk Fest 2010
After an amazing 5 nights, I’m going through a little Folk Fest withdrawal. This was one of the best fests to date. Kicked off with Van the Man and went hard till John Prine on Sunday night. There were a lot of great moments.
Dancing the night away during Van Morrison
Ben Harper singing Heart of Gold
Making a mini donut/elephant ear burrito
Beer gardens
My lucky shirt pulling through...
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